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"If you're a budding astronaut (course they're into Firebox) you'll need to start eating space food. Developed for the Apollo missions, these deliciously healthy treats have been frozen to -40c, vacuum dried and..."
"Bring pleasure and simplicity back into wine making. This isn't something you'll feel you have to hide away in the shadows of your airing cupboard, this stylish kit is self-contained within a <strong>beautiful..."
"Feeling like Shiitake? You need some Stress Mushrooms. Twist them, stretch them, pound them on the desk. Let these freshly-picked fungi ease the rage caused by everyday life. Put a cap on your rage,"
"Tweexy - The Wearable Nail Polish Holder"
"Meet Orochi the Dragon Night Light. Possibly one of the least-threatening reptiles to grace the land, Orochi's soothing glow will keep you safe from all night-time terrors thanks to it's long-lasting LED lightbulb..."
"Perfectly happy lazing around in the ice-cold waters of the Arctic; if there's one creature that really knows how to keep warm it's a Narwhal. The unicorn of the sea, shrouded in enchantment and wonder... and highly..."
"Like the clinging feet of a tenacious gecko, the Grip Strip will hold just about anything in place. And all without a single magnet, velcro strip, or sticky adhesive in sight..."
"Here's a bit of news that might make you cry with excitement: 3Doodler – The Worlds First 3D Printing Pen has had a seriously glamorous makeover. How glamorous? 75% smaller, 50% lighter and quieter glamorous."
"Calm the Fuck Down Tea - A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the fuck down, soothe your stress..."
"If you've ever thought that beer was merely a Gastropub gimmick, casually sloshed in at the last minute to make a meal sound a little more impressive (steak and ale pie, beer-battered onion rings etc.) ...think..."
"Forget the wholesome publications you thought you knew. The series that introduced generations of children to the wonderful world of literature has spiced things the hell up."
"Millions of years of evolution has resulted in certain animals being naturally well-equipped for performing highly technical tasks. For example, the river-dwelling Rhino is renowned for its bottle-opening prowess,..."
"How much is that doggie in the window? The one with wearing sunglasses with inbuilt high definition speakers, two 2.25 inch satellite drivers, a 5.25 inch subwoofer, an iPod/iPhone dock and 100W of total power"
"What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold, that's what. Take your boozing to frosty (and fruity) new altitudes with the Icycl - Vodka Ice Pops. Is it a popsicle? Is it a fruit sorbet? Is it a slushie? In truth it's..."