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"Whether melted over the BBQ, perched atop a Rocky Road or just squished into your salivating jaws by the fistful – everyone enjoys a good marshmallow. And now a sweet-toothed mixologist has done the decent..."
"As the wax egg melts away it slowly reveals the world's favourite prehistoric carnivore - a darling baby velociraptor."
"Now you can touch yourself and others in complete confidence, with the number one after-genital-contact hand sanitizer. Kills 99.99% of germs."
"This one is sure to bring a little joy to all you bacon extremists out there. Seeing as Firebox is something of a bacon luminary (the majority of us being hardcore bacon junkies) it only made sense for us to box..."
"In the future we'll be able to wake up in the morning, perch on the end of our beds and watch in awe as pair after pair of warm socks glide past on a conveyor belt – freshly rolled and ready to wear. It's..."
"They say that you can't judge a book by its cover. Fair enough. But you can definitely judge a phone (or at least, the clumsiness of its owner) by its cover."
"What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold, that's what. Take your boozing to frosty (and fruity) new altitudes with the Icycl - Vodka Ice Pops. Is it a popsicle? Is it a fruit sorbet? Is it a slushie? In truth it's..."
"If there's one holiday essential that you sling in the bag this year, make it the Robot Head Portable Charger - Flowers Series. Each of these colourful robots contains a mighty 10050mAh battery that'll charge up..."
"Power and the money, money and the power. Minute after minute, hour after hour. Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking what's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin'..."
"Lo and behold, the head of this cutester contains nothing less than a two-way ratchet screwdriver. Between this critter's torso and feet you've got two Phillips, two Slotted and two Hex screwdrivers."
"Bully your taste buds and challenge those curry connoisseurs with this offensively hot chilli chocolate. No regrets!"
"Now you can star in a classic novel and rename up to five supporting characters with these ingenious tailor-made books. Just send in your cast list and we’ll do the rest. ‘O Reginald, Reginald! Wherefore..."
"Mopet Robot Mop - This cute robotic mop will be your new household BFF"
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