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Before Jess was the new girl there was Nick Winston Schmidt . . . and The Douchebag Jar.

Originally devised to do nothing more than alter Schmidt's wardrobe hairstyle and personality the Douchebag Jar has become an apartment-wide phenomenon forever changing the way douche-like behavior is viewed policed and penalized.

Compiled and annotated by Schmidt himself The Douche Journals catalogs the jar's first years in existence. Every jar-worthy outfit faux pas and innuendo is captured exquisitely and for all time transporting fans and scholars alike into the inner orbit of a master douche at the height of his powers. Comprehensive unflinching and fully illustrated The Douche Journals delves deep into the annals of douchery.

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