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'I loved Jon's book. It's even better than the real thing because you can't hear his voice.' Michael McIntyre A control freak looks for love (women who leave wet teaspoons in sugar bowls need not apply). 'I haven't woken up with a cup of tea by the bed for seven years. It seems such a small thing but it's one of a thousand things I miss about having someone around to take care of me. I have spent my entire adult life getting things the way I want them and all I want now is someone to give it all up for.' Is your filing faultless? Your CDs apostrophes cutlery all in the right places? Can you eat a biscuit in the correct way? Then Jon Richardson (single for seven years and counting) could be your ideal man...Living alone in a one bedroom flat in Swindon Jon has had far too much time on his hands to think. In fact to obsess. About almost everything. Jon's obssessive compulsive personality disorder has seen him arrange the coins in his pockets in ascending size and colour code his bookshelves. It takes him less than 90 seconds to locate a receipt for a pair of shoes he bought in 1997. Over to the filing cabinet and R for receipts S for shoes. But Jon doesn't want to be like this in fact he would quite like to share his life with someone. But who could that someone be? Someone like himself a quarrelsome perfectionist only with breasts and less body hair? Absolutely not. But who exactly is Jon looking for and where will he find her? Faced with a loveless future filled with his own peculiar quirks and perfectionism Jon sets about his search for The One. The question is will he mind her keeping the knives to the left of the forks in the cutlery drawer or organising the CDs by genre and not alphabetically?

"Right, so if you're wondering where everyone in the UK goes to splash their cash, it's a bit of a mixed bag but there are definitely some big hitters that pop up on pretty much everyone's radar. For a start, you've got the classic department store giants like John Lewis, which is basically a national treasure for anything from homeware to fashion and electronics, known for being super reliable. Then there's Marks & Spencer, an absolute staple for food, clothing, and even flowers, often seen as a go-to for quality everyday bits. And you can't forget the big supermarkets either – we're talking Tesco, Sainsbury's, Asda, and Morrisons – they're not just for groceries anymore, stocking everything from clothes to kitchen gadgets and being incredibly convenient. For beauty and health, Boots and Superdrug are absolutely everywhere. If you're after more fashion-focused stuff, Next is a huge presence on the high street, offering pretty much everything for the family and home. And for those always on the hunt for a bargain or a unique find, places like TK Maxx are ridiculously popular. It really just depends what you're after, but these guys definitely dominate the landscape! " - Bargainplace UK

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